The Toughest Hills

A special thanks to Matt Cazalas for digging this out of the archives! Update from Matt: "Hope all is well in St L. I've been out here training in San Diego since mid-January."

Note: For a detailed map to each location, copy the text found at the end of each paragraph and
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The issue was raised in a local cycling discussion forum: What are the toughest hills in the
St Louis area? I gave that question some thought, the result of which became this article- a
comprehensive list of the lung-bursting, quad-searing, heart-pounding climbs we cyclists have
come to love/hate. The list includes most of the familiar inclines but maybe even a few of which
you weren't aware. I'm not exactly sure where all of this analysis will lead. Perhaps it will evolve
into a survey, a contest, or a race, but at the very least we hope you find it interesting. And of
course your suggestions are welcomed.

When a region is blessed with so many great hills, how does one determine the greatest degree
of difficulty? Is it simply the steepest pitch? Is it the longest ascent? Perhaps it's a bit of both.
Which one rattles your heart against your ribcage? Which one do you find yourself riding around
just to avoid? We can scientifically measure a hill's vital statistics just as we can quantify a
rider's level of exertion, but are there other parameters? Before we address those issues and
many others, let's go back to the very, very beginning with a geology tutorial.

Over the millennia, geologic forces have formed the beautifully hilly terrain we call the Ozarks.
St Louis is situated at the eastern edge of what naturalists term the Ozark Border. This Natural
Division is a broad transitional zone where the Ozarks blend into other regions to the north and
east. Land flattening glaciers stopped scraping their way south about 400,000 years ago to what
has become an east-west running, dividing line, the Missouri River. The land mass to the south
of it experienced several periods of slow uplift accompanied by severe stream erosion. This
process formed a landscape of deep, winding hollows and steep cliffs with few prominent peaks.
So, the next time you're toiling up a tough hill, just remember that it's been patiently awaiting
you for a few hundred-thousand years.

Alt Road - (1.3 mile, 394 feet of elevation, average grade 5.74%, max grade 11%) - Accessing
Hidden Valley Ski Resort takes you up along Alt Road from Hwy 109. The numbers on this route
are a little deceptive because the road briefly flattens out in a few sections before heading back
up each time. Those flats succeed in lowering the average grade to a pedestrian 5.74%. But the
nearly 400' of total gain is considerable, reached after turning right from Alt onto Hidden Valley
Drive and ultimately riding to its highest point. The view alone from the summit is worth the effort
of getting there. - Alt Road, Wildwood, Mo

Babler Beast - (.35 mile, 148 feet of ascent, average grade 8%, maximum grade 13%) -
Babler Park is one of the finest local venues in which to perform hill work. Extremely smooth
and generously wide roads with little very motor traffic make training there a distinct pleasure.
The Babler Beast Triathlon has been staged in that park for many years. A hill that was once
part of that race's bike course came to be known as the Beast. Two laps up the Beast at
race pace, particularly after elevating your heart rate with a 500 yard swim, seemed pretty
challenging in those days. After climbing local hills with average grades in the mid-teens, the
Beast now just seems... less beastly. But no doubt about it, this one still goes up. (Note: The
Beast is about midway on John Cochran Drive, from the north end) - 800 Guy Park Drive,
Babler State Park, Wildwood, Mo

Babler Trails Road - (.25 mile, 190 feet of ascent, 14.39% average grade, 20.5% max grade)
- This is one climb you may have unknowingly passed countless times if you regularly ride
out Wildhorse Creek Road to Ossenfort. Just before you reach the Wildhorse-Ossenfort fork,
Babler Trails Road will appear on your right. The innocuous entrance to this quiet neighborhood
offers no clue as to the major bump in the road that lies dead ahead. This climb is long, straight,
and unforgiving. Cyclists heading out to St Albans who get their heart rate up in anticipation of
Ossenfort hill should consider scaling this one. It will change their perspective of the minor climb
known as Ossenfort Hill. Additional note: To throw in a little confusion, along the climb the road
changes names to Babler Forest. - Babler Trails Road, Wildwood, Mo

Bartizan Drive - (.3 mile, 228 feet of ascent, 12.95% average grade, 20.8% max grade) - A
beast of a climb, it immediately grabs your attention at the base. For pure steepness, this one is
about as vertical as it gets locally as it twists its way skyward. About halfway up, you may doubt
your ability to crest the summit on a 25-tooth cog without weaving. This one has compact cranks
and 27 written all over it. To find it, work your way up Woods Avenue less then a mile from
Highway 109. Turn right onto Bartizan Drive then get ready to suffer. And the fun isn't over once
you reach the summit. The descent is a forearm workout with its continual brake-lever squeeze
until you abruptly reach the bottom. With no coast out, blasting down this seems totally out of
the question. After that ordeal, the remainder of the climb up Woods Avenue to Old Manchester
will seem like child's play. In the event you are descending Woods to find Bartizan, look to your
left about half way down, just past the bridge. - Bartizan Drive, Wildwood, Mo

Marine Avenue - (.44 mile, 144 feet of elevation average grade 6.1%, max grade 12%) -
Marine Avenue is the main drag through lower Creve Coeur Park. It follows the lakefront before
heading up the bluff to overlook Missouri River bottom land. Without the luxury of a shoulder,
the relatively narrow, winding road doesn't lend itself to cyclists looking to get a hill workout,
particularly on a busy weekend morning. But if well-timed, the ascent has merit with its very
steady grade. The climb may not light up one's legs like some of the grades found on other,
tougher local hills, but in all, it still offers a nice medium burn at just under a half mile in length.
- Marine Ave, Creve Coeur Park

Franks Road - (2.71 mile, 855 feet of elevation, average grade 5.975%) - Much like far
West County, Jefferson County is home to a number of great climbs. Cyclists who have ridden
the Sandy Creek Century will attest to that. What Jefferson County offers is a combination of
steep pitches and long climbs with its massively rolling terrain. A drive south on Gravois from
Hwy 270 leads you to High Ridge and brings you to Franks Road. Riding the full 2.71 miles
of this winding two-lane road from west to east will hit you with 855 total feet of climbing. But
what will get your full attention is the awesome .5 mile middle section that rises 290 feet, an
average grade of 10.9%. Unfortunately, this climb is a bit removed from the typical haunts of
most cyclists, but qualifies as a "must add" to any hill lover's riding résumé. (Historical Aside-
In the 1890's, the high wheel cyclists would often ride the rolling 90-mile round trip between St
Louis and De Soto passing through High Ridge on "the Gravois Road." Remarkably, Cola Stone
managed it in 4 hrs 10 minutes on his 35lb, fixed gear, 48" big-wheel bike along the unpaved
roads. The ride was described this way by a Post-Dispatch columnist: "Only the supermen of
the high wheel attempted that man-killing century run to De Soto and back over Ozark hills and
grades that were impossible for the average rider). - Franks Road, High Ridge, Mo

Highland View - (.32 mile, 251 feet of ascent, average grade 14.86%, max grade 21%) -
This hill is one of those "off the beaten path" climbs that you have to want to do. Let's face
it, few cyclists will add an out and back spur to their ride just to throw in another brutal climb.
Many of the hills that find their way onto our list are necessary evils because they are situated
on commonly ridden roads. Highland View is located just off of Fox Creek Road as you head
south towards Hwy 44 and Six Flags. It is actually partially visible on your right soon after you
pass Model Realty Road. A breathtaking glimpse of an upper stretch of Highland View emerges
from the trees along the ridge. If your sense of adventure or curiosity lead you to this hill, it is
an imposing site as you look up from its base. The climb is virtually a straight shot to the top.
You'd better be on your small ring at the start of the grind or risk dropping your chain if you try
shifting it midway. The torque on your chain will be high immediately. When thankfully reaching
the top, you'll understand why this street is named Highland View. Then you must deal with the
other issue- getting down! The descent must be performed judiciously because the road is not
perfectly smooth and it ends in a T at the bottom. To do otherwise would be a death-wish. It is
interesting to speculate, however, about what rate of speed one could attain if the descent could
be done all-out on glassy, smooth asphalt with a nice, long coast-out at the bottom. Our guess
would be in the low 60's.- Highland View Drive, Pacific, Mo

Hunters Ford Road - (.81 mile, 340 feet of ascent, average grade 7.95%, max grade 18%)
- No discussion of great local hill climbs would be complete without mentioning the area near
Six Flags. If you've driven southwest on I-44 near that park, the reason is clear- hills! Without
straying too far into Jefferson County, we should at least point a cycling-gloved finger at another
popular climb. Cyclists riding to Six Flags often choose to include an approximately 8-mile
loop that takes them to the south side of Hwy 44. To capture the full flavor of this particular
ramp, one must ride the loop in a counter-clockwise fashion. The map will show a road route
of: Wengler - Homeker - Sheerin - Hunters Ford Road, though its doubtful you'll notice the
name changes along the way. The climb up Hunters Ford is not so severely steep as a few of
the previous hills we've discussed here, but its longish nature definitely earns our esteemed
designation of grinder. The loop is a must-do before impending commercial and residential
developments adversely affect it. - Hunters Ford Rd, Pacific, Mo
Melrose Road - (First Climb- .33 mile, 156 feet of ascent, average grade 8.86 %, max grade
14.5%) - Second Climb- .34 mile, 136 feet of ascent, average grade 7.57%, max grade 15%) -
The hills of Wildwood are man. An immensely popular one is Melrose Road starting just around
the corner from the entrance to Rockwood Reservations near Hwy 109. While not the steepest
nor the longest hill in west county, this is actually a double-tiered ascent which will still put a
distinct burn in the legs. Once crested, the first plateau is but a two-thousand yard respite before
the road points back up again. If the first climb didn't reduce you to spinning your small chain
ring, the second one probably will. When ridden from the opposite direction (i.e. from Six Flags)
the combination of hills offers two blazing descents that can be taken full out. - Melrose Road
& Glencoe Road, Wildwood, Mo

Orville Road - (.39 mile, 153 feet of ascent, average grade 7.4%, max grade 12.8%) - This
winding stretch of asphalt runs along a ridge-top between Etherton and Shepard Roads, where
at each end lies a ramp. The more popular and safer direction in which to pedal this road is
probably west to east- from Etherton to Shepard. This is primarily because of the severe
descent into a T-intersection that riders face at Etherton going from east to west on Orville. But
taken from either direction, the climb to the ridge top is challenging. Upon entering Orville from
Etherton Rd, riders are greeted immediately with a 10%+ grade. The road pitches more steeply
for the next .1 of a mile until it maxes out at 12.8%. From that point, the worst is over and it's just
a steady slog to the top. - Orrville Rd & Eatherton Rd, Chesterfield, MO 63005

Pere Marquette Park - The ride up the Great River Road to Pere Marquette Park actually
netted two hills for the price of one. Not only did the main road climb up and into the park,
but a challenging hill was situated behind the park on Graham Hollow Road. Regardless of
whether one chooses to ride clockwise or counter, the two roads form a very nice loop. 1)
Pere Marquette Park Road - (1.0 mile, 370 feet of elevation, average grade 7.0%, max grade
16.5% ) - The climb up the park will likely have you standing on your pedal immediately. The
good news is that after the initial quarter mile onslaught, the worst is over. The road twists
its way to the top with curling switchbacks and even levels off in a couple of places. Riders
making their way to the summit can enjoy a vista of the river and flat-lands below the bluff. 2)
Graham Hollow Road - (2.28 miles, 426 feet of elevation, average grade 3.5%, max grade
17.2%) - This section of riding is really a road with two personalities. The first 1.75 miles are a
sustained, low-grade rise. While it reduces the overall average grade of the ride to the top, it
allows provides a nice leg warmer before you get to the good part. The last .75 mile kicks up
nicely throwing all its got at you. (.75 mile, 229 feet, average grade 6% , max 17.2%.- Graham
Hollow Rd, Grafton, IL

Ries Road - (.2 mile, 128 feet of ascent, average grade 12%, maximum grade 17.5%) -
Visitors to Castlewood State Park often arrive via Manchester and Ries Roads. That route takes
them south along the incredible rollers of Ries Road. Some readers may not realize that not
so long ago Ries Road formed a challenging out and back bike course for a triathlon from The
Pointe at Ballwin Commons. Upon exiting Castlewood Park and retracing their path back to
Ries Road, cyclists are immediately confronted with a climb of challenging proportions. From its
base at Kiefer Creek Rd. & Ries Rd., the climb begins gently enough before it pitches seriously
upward, rising 128 feet vertically in just two tenths of a mile. Click on Google's satellite or hybrid
map options for a nice bird's eye view that terrain's undulating nature. - Ries Road, Ballwin,
Mo

Scenic Loop Road, "The Wall" - (.17 mile, 161 feet of ascent, average grade 17.95%,
max grade 24.9%) - If it appears that the series focus thus far has been on Wildwood, that's
no coincidence as there are so many magnificent climbs situated within its undulating city
limits. The ride to Six Flags has remained a popular one for many years. Some choose to
arrive via the long descent down Allenton to Fox Creek while others opt for the counterclockwise
direction and climbing the longish, medium-grade up Allenton alongside Six Flags
to upper Greensfelder Park. In either case, nearly all cyclists generally ride right past Scenic
Loop Road which curls through the park proper. This little-trafficked two-mile loop, when
ridden in a clockwise fashion (backwards), will confront you with another leg-shredding incline
affectionately known as "The Wall." It performs a credible impersonation. - 4250 Allenton Rd,
Pacific, Mo

Wildhorse Creek Road, "Doberman Hill" - (.35 mile, 193 feet of ascent, average grade
10.4%, max grade 16%) - There are some local hills that over time have become old standards.
In fact a few have even earned nicknames. Whether Doberman alludes to some menacing
canine from years past or the figurative bite the hill puts in your legs, I haven't a clue. Riding
east on Wildhorse Road just past the intersection of Centaur Rd, the asphalt curls upward from
an elevation of 565 feet to 720 feet as it climbs to meet Hwy 109 just east of the summit. There
are steeper and there are longer hills to climb, but this one hurts because, more often then not,
you've just hammered your legs along the fast, 4-mile, flat stretch of Wildhorse Creek before
arriving at the base of Doberman. Taken from the top down (east to west), Doberman offers the
cycling thrill-seekers among us a smooth, high-speed descent. - Centaur Rd, Wildwood, Mo (
closest locater text string we could find)